Witches Brew Auto 3 Pack

Yall, this one’s straight outta the cauldron — bubbling, glowing, and dripping with wicked flavor!

We took the dark, rotted-berry cream magic of Slushy Witch and stirred it together with the fiery citrus chaos of Burnt FrankenOrange to conjure up something truly otherworldly: Witches Brew.

This one smells like an enchanted spell gone wrong — or maybe too right. Think candied oranges tossed into a barrel of fermented berries, soaked in cream, and set on fire. The aroma flips between sour citrus zest, burnt sugar, sweet cream, and deep funk that smells like a potion left brewing for centuries. It’s equal parts fruity, funky, and flat-out foul — and it’s absolutely addictive.

The plant itself is a showstopper.  Glowing orange and green hues dance under heavy blankets of frost that shimmer like starlight on a witch’s robe. Expect big, symmetrical plants that stack massive, swollen calyxes, oozing resin and stinking up the grow room with an ungodly mix of orange fuel and rotten berry milkshake.

The high is pure Dream Beans duality — a fast, euphoric rise from the Burnt FrankenOrange side, followed by that deep, syrupy melt from Slushy Witch. You’ll find yourself flying high, giggling, and creatively possessed one minute, then sunk into your couch like a bewitched marshmallow the next.

Derek’s Breeder’s Notes:

Witches Brew was crafted for the terp fiends and frost hunters — a strain that blends fire and funk into one sticky, glowing monster. It’s candy, it’s cream, it’s funk, it’s filth. Brew carefully, my friends… this potion hits hard.